To witness the South African top order being steamrolled would be rare. Busting a gut to stay awake last night I capitulated and missed M Johnson driving the heavy roller straight through the Proteas’ front gate. Did you see it?
Of late, batsmen appear to be entering the infamous Bermuda Triangle when Johnson grabs the leather cherry.
Graeme Smith, Faf du Plessis and Ryan McLaren were lost at sea under the cyclonic storm of Johnson lifters, bouncers and fullish swingers. Smith played defensively from the crease to a ball he thought was about chest height. It kept coming. At his face. He had no choice but to turn the head and use the bat to defend the door to his soul. The ball smacked the splice of his bat and shot off over the slips. The entire cordon took off in pursuit and Shaun Marsh took a ripper. Alviro Petersen surrendered meekly, slashing at a wide one. Faf du Plessis was shocked out by a 150kmph lifter which he attempted to fend away. It spat out to second slip. New boy McLaren had his castle obliterated, playing well outside the line of another Johnson thunderbolt. The effervescent Peter Siddle took the prized scalp of Hashim Amla, adjudged LBW on review. Nathan Lyon removed a counter-attacking JP Duminy, brilliantly caught by Johnson (who else?).
I guarantee South Africa will fight back. They require 57 to avoid the follow on and they’ll get it. AB De Villiers is the best batsman in the world and is 52 runs. He’ll resume tonight with a very sore forearm after Johnson struck it hard on a mistimed pull. I’d be out for weeks if it were me. AB is tougher than I.
As long as Robin Peterson plays the role of foil, the Saffers can push on. Vernon Philander can bat. I feel that AB might drag them along toward 250. Anything beyond is game on, because Steyn will get those crazy eyes whirring for Australia’s second innings and his buddies Philander and Morkel will supercharge their efforts to get the hosts back in it.
Over at the Basin Reserve in New Zealand India won the toss this morning and asked the Black Caps to bat. MS Dhoni got it right. His quicks knocked out the hosts for 192. India are 2/100 in reply. The Kiwis lead the series 1-0 after securing an absolutely stunning victory in Auckland last week. NZ made 500 and knocked India over for 200. Then the Kiwis self-destructed and were bundled out for 100. India nearly chased down the 400 required falling 40 short. Who on earth believes Test matches are boring? Get a life!